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Metron Recommends – April (Fools) 2019

Welcome to Metron Recommends for April 2019! Metron Recommends is a new series we’ve created to share product recommendations that we think will be a big hit with your customers and employees! This month’s collection features some unique things, keep reading to find out more.

The cheapest pen you can possibly find

Sometimes, you just need some crap to give away. Just pick the cheapest pen you could possibly find and give it to as many people as you can. Boom, you’re doing promotional marketing. What could possibly go wrong?

Metron Recommends - April (Fools) 2019 2Crap

Sometimes, you just need some crap to give away. Look, I don’t get the appeal of this either but someone out there is gonna start calling us about this now that I’ve posted about it. But yeah, there it is. A business card holder that looks like a piece of poop.

Metron Recommends - April (Fools) 2019 3This…thing

Honestly, I don’t even know what to write about this one.

That’s the end of this month’s Metron Recommends, stay on the lookout for the next post! As per usual, let us know if you have any suggestions, ideas, angry rebuttals and all that other fun stuff on our contact page. Thanks for reading!

P.S. April Fools!